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Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics
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Posted - 2013.04.23 11:41:00 -
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Completing the story:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19100278 http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19375275 |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics
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Posted - 2013.05.03 14:49:00 -
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Bump for awesome mercs! |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.05.16 12:13:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:these dudes are clowns.
A+ forum trolls, D- Eve players., Yeah, I have literally the worst mining skills. I knew it! Next time we have an alliance mining op you'll get half of what the rest is getting! |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.05.19 11:54:00 -
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Bump for Denzel as he's kicking ass in his latest chess game! |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.14 09:20:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote:Also, confirming we are TEST pets. Also, Goon pets. And I am Denzel Washington, an alt of The Mittani, an alt of Boom Boom Longtime, and a Russian spy. You forgot to add that you're also Kasparov's son, and you beat him at chess when you were only 2 years old. |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.18 13:26:00 -
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Our internet douchebaggery has even led to butthurt under those who are too silly to play this beautiful game.
Today's a great day to unleash a bunch of assholes in spaceships upon your enemies (or friends). Contact us! |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.18 20:04:00 -
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Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:22 member alliance with 3 or 4 players rest alts. ROFL.
If i hire you guys can i pay you what you are truly worth in the form of 3 or 4 Ibis ships a week? Don't worry about making change though, the 4th Ibis is a tip.
Get back to me soon ok? Yeah, you should definitely hire TEST for you merc contracts! Because they have 11k members they must be the best choice, right?
Smart people actually prefer quality over quantity for some cases. Obviously you're not one of them.
Maybe you should go spend more time on your avatar. |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.06.19 15:26:00 -
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Marianne Pollard wrote:Who's that James Brooks guy? He doesn't appear to be up to scratch. I honestly don't know what the problem was, but it's solved now. |

Jake Patton
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.08.20 08:06:00 -
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I'll-be-back-soon-bump!
And a:
Leave-some-for-me-bump! |

Jake Patton
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.09.13 09:14:00 -
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Zeus Maximo wrote:Today is a sad day. My Vindi got out dps'd on a bhaalgorn :( It was out dps'd by another Vindi though . |
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Jake Patton
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.09.19 07:57:00 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Now that was a lot of damn Vindicators.....  Hire us if you want us to drop twice that amount on a target of your choosing. |

Jake Patton
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2013.09.20 09:33:00 -
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This thread needs more bumping.
Also, for people that want to know what it looks like when you hire us and we start murdering the bad guys: something like this. |

Jake Patton
Next Level Alcoholics
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Posted - 2013.11.01 09:28:00 -
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I'm extending my search for unicorn dust for a bit because I want to have more than Tah'ris. Maybe then will I finally be able to beat him in a game of chess... |

Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2013.11.28 10:23:00 -
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Barely saved this thread from page 2!
The unicorn dust is safe again. |

Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
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Posted - 2014.01.16 12:07:00 -
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On my daily stroll through the forums, I found this thread to no longer be on page 1. As this is unacceptable I used my powers to rectify this scandal. |
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